Sex story Tee
You were a loner and a freak.You were then rung by your crush his name was Jake-. “I’m lonely can I come over?” He asked. you agreed and let him come over.Around 10 mins later,Jake enters your room and sees you fingering yourself to a picture of him.As he sees this he feels turned on and gets rock hard. “Yes baby!”you scream as he undressed you.He then turns you around so your back is your facing him and he pulls you so close you can feel his 10” dick on your bum and you can’t help but to let out a small moan as he rubs his cock against your body feeling his cock get wet with sticky hot liquid leaving the tip. You feel turned on and you moan He turns you around and you see his cock getting even harder and you feel the need to get on your knees and tongue fuck him until he cummed in your mouth.You get on your knees and bend down to kiss Jake s big cock he bent back so he could fit his whole dick in your mouth and you licked it UNTILL he felt cum leaving his body he moaned as he backed up so he could fuck you from the behind again. He put his erect cock on your bum and fucked you until you moaned his name “JAKE DADDY STICK IT IN”you shout He spins you around and puts u on his lap and you start riding his cock and you do it raw.You ride him so much you start to cum on his dick and it gets slippery Jack cums on your pussy and brings u in closer so u can feel his cock inside of you.You both orgasm one last time and then end up falling asleep naked untop of each other
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious