Sex story mug
You were a loner and a freak.You were then rung by your crush his name was Jake-. “I’m lonely can I come over?” He asked. you agreed and let him come over.Around 10 mins later,Jake enters your room and sees you fingering yourself to a picture of him.As he sees this he feels turned on and gets rock hard. “Yes baby!”you scream as he undressed you.He then turns you around so your back is your facing him and he pulls you so close you can feel his 10” dick on your bum and you can’t help but to let out a small moan as he rubs his cock against your body feeling his cock get wet with sticky hot liquid leaving the tip. You feel turned on and you moan He turns you around and you see his cock getting even harder and you feel the need to get on your knees and tongue fuck him until he cummed in your mouth.You get on your knees and bend down to kiss Jake s big cock he bent back so he could fit his whole dick in your mouth and you licked it UNTILL he felt cum leaving his body he moaned as he backed up so he could fuck you from the behind again. He put his erect cock on your bum and fucked you until you moaned his name “JAKE DADDY STICK IT IN”you shout He spins you around and puts u on his lap and you start riding his cock and you do it raw.You ride him so much you start to cum on his dick and it gets slippery Jack cums on your pussy and brings u in closer so u can feel his cock inside of you.You both orgasm one last time and then end up falling asleep naked untop of each other
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
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It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
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Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
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What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.