Sex story tee
A story about sex, either fiction or non fiction. E.g We were in the middle of math class, and I couldn't stop looking at Emily, this incredibly hot girl with huge tits who always walks around with a massive camel toe. I was rock hard, and I finally couldn't stand it any longer. I got up out of my chair and walked over to her. In one swift motion, I pulled down my shorts and shoved my thick, 7.5-inch cock into her mouth. I grabbed her head and pushed it back and forth, sliding up my dick. By this time, the whole class had noticed what was going on, and they all started filming it. I picked her up out of her chair and slammed her down onto the desk. I ripped a hole in the bottom of her tiny black booty shorts, and started fucking her dripping pussy. She moaned so loud the principal came running in to see what was happening. By this time Emily was enjoying it, and motioned for me to lie down onto the table. I did, and she immediately jumped onto my dick and started riding me like a bull. The teacher walked over, and I thought she was going to stop us, but instead she pulled off her shirt and bra, showing her huge tits. She then pulled up her skirt, revealing her perfect pussy. She climbed up onto the table, and sat on my face, letting me lick her pussy. Both girls sat on me, facing each other, and started kissing each other and playing with each other's tits.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!