Sex story Mug
A story about sex, either fiction or non fiction. E.g We were in the middle of math class, and I couldn't stop looking at Emily, this incredibly hot girl with huge tits who always walks around with a massive camel toe. I was rock hard, and I finally couldn't stand it any longer. I got up out of my chair and walked over to her. In one swift motion, I pulled down my shorts and shoved my thick, 7.5-inch cock into her mouth. I grabbed her head and pushed it back and forth, sliding up my dick. By this time, the whole class had noticed what was going on, and they all started filming it. I picked her up out of her chair and slammed her down onto the desk. I ripped a hole in the bottom of her tiny black booty shorts, and started fucking her dripping pussy. She moaned so loud the principal came running in to see what was happening. By this time Emily was enjoying it, and motioned for me to lie down onto the table. I did, and she immediately jumped onto my dick and started riding me like a bull. The teacher walked over, and I thought she was going to stop us, but instead she pulled off her shirt and bra, showing her huge tits. She then pulled up her skirt, revealing her perfect pussy. She climbed up onto the table, and sat on my face, letting me lick her pussy. Both girls sat on me, facing each other, and started kissing each other and playing with each other's tits.
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Customer Reviews
Why?! I can't stop doing lewd things to this mug, it keeps on telling me to stop but I respond with hitting it. PLEASE HELP ME! 😭😭
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Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.
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Looked great and delivered fast.
Great product
What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza
My friend loves his gift coffee mug!
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just been amazed by the name actualy my real name that is on the birth certificate is BILLIAM ...thanks for using my name on great good things i would just wish to come and visit and if possible work der thank you
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.
Loved it!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!