Sex story mug
A story about sex, either fiction or non fiction. E.g We were in the middle of math class, and I couldn't stop looking at Emily, this incredibly hot girl with huge tits who always walks around with a massive camel toe. I was rock hard, and I finally couldn't stand it any longer. I got up out of my chair and walked over to her. In one swift motion, I pulled down my shorts and shoved my thick, 7.5-inch cock into her mouth. I grabbed her head and pushed it back and forth, sliding up my dick. By this time, the whole class had noticed what was going on, and they all started filming it. I picked her up out of her chair and slammed her down onto the desk. I ripped a hole in the bottom of her tiny black booty shorts, and started fucking her dripping pussy. She moaned so loud the principal came running in to see what was happening. By this time Emily was enjoying it, and motioned for me to lie down onto the table. I did, and she immediately jumped onto my dick and started riding me like a bull. The teacher walked over, and I thought she was going to stop us, but instead she pulled off her shirt and bra, showing her huge tits. She then pulled up her skirt, revealing her perfect pussy. She climbed up onto the table, and sat on my face, letting me lick her pussy. Both girls sat on me, facing each other, and started kissing each other and playing with each other's tits.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Got this for my dog
As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!
It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!
Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!
why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not