Sex Story Tee
As I lay down, I here a knock on my window, I gasp loudly as I look towards my window to see my older sisters hot boyfriend. I open the window and ask "what are you doing here Brian? Its almost midnight, Cassie is asleep.'' " Im not here for Cassie, I'm here for you" I pause in shock, he was the captain of the football team, two years older than me and hot asf, he removes his t-shirt in less than a second, revealing his rock hard 6-Pack abs. I scream "But what about Ca-" he covers my mouth with his hands, he whispers, "No one will find out." I reply with a nod. He grabs me, he slams me on the bed, I get in doggy position and he whips out his 10-inch cock. I ask him if he wants me to put it in my mouth. Before I could even finish my sentence, he shoves it into my tight wet pussy, he starts to thrust hard and fast as I let out moan after moan, he grabs my hair as I scream "Yes daddy fuck me harder" after 45 seconds or so, I scream "oh, Fuck im about to come" he replies "hold it in for a little longer darling." "I can't" I scream, "be a good girl" he whispers into my ear "he starts to thrust so fast that the bed is shaking, he asks me "what are you?". He repeats himself and I reply "A slut" he lets out a moan and says "and you deserve to be fucked like one" Finally, he comes and he pulls out, I thought it was over but he comes all over my back and onto the wall, he tells me to suck his dick as I catch my breath, I feel the come in my mouth and swallow it.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again