Sex Story
As I lay down, I here a knock on my window, I gasp loudly as I look towards my window to see my older sisters hot boyfriend. I open the window and ask "what are you doing here Brian? Its almost midnight, Cassie is asleep.'' " Im not here for Cassie, I'm here for you" I pause in shock, he was the captain of the football team, two years older than me and hot asf, he removes his t-shirt in less than a second, revealing his rock hard 6-Pack abs. I scream "But what about Ca-" he covers my mouth with his hands, he whispers, "No one will find out." I reply with a nod. He grabs me, he slams me on the bed, I get in doggy position and he whips out his 10-inch cock. I ask him if he wants me to put it in my mouth. Before I could even finish my sentence, he shoves it into my tight wet pussy, he starts to thrust hard and fast as I let out moan after moan, he grabs my hair as I scream "Yes daddy fuck me harder" after 45 seconds or so, I scream "oh, Fuck im about to come" he replies "hold it in for a little longer darling." "I can't" I scream, "be a good girl" he whispers into my ear "he starts to thrust so fast that the bed is shaking, he asks me "what are you?". He repeats himself and I reply "A slut" he lets out a moan and says "and you deserve to be fucked like one" Finally, he comes and he pulls out, I thought it was over but he comes all over my back and onto the wall, he tells me to suck his dick as I catch my breath, I feel the come in my mouth and swallow it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
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I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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