Sex Story mug
As I lay down, I here a knock on my window, I gasp loudly as I look towards my window to see my older sisters hot boyfriend. I open the window and ask "what are you doing here Brian? Its almost midnight, Cassie is asleep.'' " Im not here for Cassie, I'm here for you" I pause in shock, he was the captain of the football team, two years older than me and hot asf, he removes his t-shirt in less than a second, revealing his rock hard 6-Pack abs. I scream "But what about Ca-" he covers my mouth with his hands, he whispers, "No one will find out." I reply with a nod. He grabs me, he slams me on the bed, I get in doggy position and he whips out his 10-inch cock. I ask him if he wants me to put it in my mouth. Before I could even finish my sentence, he shoves it into my tight wet pussy, he starts to thrust hard and fast as I let out moan after moan, he grabs my hair as I scream "Yes daddy fuck me harder" after 45 seconds or so, I scream "oh, Fuck im about to come" he replies "hold it in for a little longer darling." "I can't" I scream, "be a good girl" he whispers into my ear "he starts to thrust so fast that the bed is shaking, he asks me "what are you?". He repeats himself and I reply "A slut" he lets out a moan and says "and you deserve to be fucked like one" Finally, he comes and he pulls out, I thought it was over but he comes all over my back and onto the wall, he tells me to suck his dick as I catch my breath, I feel the come in my mouth and swallow it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
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What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.
Deathless but probably comatose verse This cup is a beautiful mug From which I am happy to chug while engaging in jomo (the obverse of fomo), and pulling the ol' cyber plug.
The mug is just the right size, and the graphics are awesome!
This mug... this mug gave me a feeling that I can only describe as pure euphoria. The 'MRI - Man's a Real Idiot' mug is truly a gift from above. I cannot express how happy I am with it. When it arrived at my front door, it was a moment of epiphany for myself. My eyes were opened. I understood what was missing in my life... and it was that very mug. Whoever created it is truly gifted. I bless them. You too could purchase it, although the price may seem high at first, for what it is, it is the greatest deal one could ever make.
Would have like the entire cup with purple color. Not just the part with the slogan. It's a nice cup!
Wow! Outstanding mug! I strive to be swoogish one day