Sex story
I came home from a long day at work, and saw my lovely wife on the couch. She sat there no clothes on seductively staring at me; her legs were spread wide open. I then take off my shirt, “ I'm ready for you baby” she said. I then hop in between her legs and started suck her 36DD boobs. “AhHhhH Mmhhh”she moaned. She grabs my pants and yanks them to my ankles, she pushes me on the couch to the point where I was laying on my back. She deep throats all 11 inches, “ Ahhh Mmhhhhh Oughh” I moan in satisfaction. “I want you in me daddy.” So I listened and arched her back and stuck it in, “ Aghhahah Ughhhhh Mmmmhh DaDdahhh” she moaned so loudly I think the neighbors could hear. I railed her with all my force “ Ow keep going, harder,HARDER!” she said. I thrusted her, then pulled out. I turned her around and stuck it in her wet throbbing pussy. “ hahahahaha ughhh mmmhhhh” she moaned, I pulled out and dragged her to our bedroom. I fell on the bed and she hopped on me, she stuck it in her self and started riding me. She then sat on my face while I ate her out. I slammed her on the bed and finger her wet pussy. “ aaahhhh mmhhh hardahh” she moaned, I licked her vagina the she sprayed my mouth and liked it off. She deep sucks my dick then I cum in her mouth she swallowed every drop of it. We finally get on the bed and fall asleep. My pillows were wet, and my black bed sheets were stained. Horny 😃 THIS IS FAKE!!!!!!⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
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Absolutely wonderful product! I bought this shirt for my son and he gagged with joy! Mariah Careystmas everyone!
I love it I bought me and my family some
Glad I had utmost FREEDOM OF SPEECH to express in articulate detail what evv it is the fk i was on a rant about that day. I haven't even received my shirt. I just a few moments ago placed the order. That is how pleased 😄 I am. Fk yeah fk yeah. Very empowering experience. My thoughts turned into type, that made some shi# happen. Having freedom of expression was most definitely...one fk ton of fun. A fk ton can be quantified as exuberance an joy beyond expectation. Fk yeah fk yeah. Awesome>>>
Proofread much? She might seem "quite"? Please fix the spelling to "quiet". Can't believe I was considering this purchase...
Damonism T-shirt :+) I found this by accident while surfing through your site. I love this shirt. I bought one and wear it when I feel frisky.
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
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| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |