Sex story mug
I came home from a long day at work, and saw my lovely wife on the couch. She sat there no clothes on seductively staring at me; her legs were spread wide open. I then take off my shirt, “ I'm ready for you baby” she said. I then hop in between her legs and started suck her 36DD boobs. “AhHhhH Mmhhh”she moaned. She grabs my pants and yanks them to my ankles, she pushes me on the couch to the point where I was laying on my back. She deep throats all 11 inches, “ Ahhh Mmhhhhh Oughh” I moan in satisfaction. “I want you in me daddy.” So I listened and arched her back and stuck it in, “ Aghhahah Ughhhhh Mmmmhh DaDdahhh” she moaned so loudly I think the neighbors could hear. I railed her with all my force “ Ow keep going, harder,HARDER!” she said. I thrusted her, then pulled out. I turned her around and stuck it in her wet throbbing pussy. “ hahahahaha ughhh mmmhhhh” she moaned, I pulled out and dragged her to our bedroom. I fell on the bed and she hopped on me, she stuck it in her self and started riding me. She then sat on my face while I ate her out. I slammed her on the bed and finger her wet pussy. “ aaahhhh mmhhh hardahh” she moaned, I licked her vagina the she sprayed my mouth and liked it off. She deep sucks my dick then I cum in her mouth she swallowed every drop of it. We finally get on the bed and fall asleep. My pillows were wet, and my black bed sheets were stained. Horny 😃 THIS IS FAKE!!!!!!⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
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What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.
Deathless but probably comatose verse This cup is a beautiful mug From which I am happy to chug while engaging in jomo (the obverse of fomo), and pulling the ol' cyber plug.
The mug is just the right size, and the graphics are awesome!
This mug... this mug gave me a feeling that I can only describe as pure euphoria. The 'MRI - Man's a Real Idiot' mug is truly a gift from above. I cannot express how happy I am with it. When it arrived at my front door, it was a moment of epiphany for myself. My eyes were opened. I understood what was missing in my life... and it was that very mug. Whoever created it is truly gifted. I bless them. You too could purchase it, although the price may seem high at first, for what it is, it is the greatest deal one could ever make.
Would have like the entire cup with purple color. Not just the part with the slogan. It's a nice cup!