Sex story Mug
I came home from a long day at work, and saw my lovely wife on the couch. She sat there no clothes on seductively staring at me; her legs were spread wide open. I then take off my shirt, “ I'm ready for you baby” she said. I then hop in between her legs and started suck her 36DD boobs. “AhHhhH Mmhhh”she moaned. She grabs my pants and yanks them to my ankles, she pushes me on the couch to the point where I was laying on my back. She deep throats all 11 inches, “ Ahhh Mmhhhhh Oughh” I moan in satisfaction. “I want you in me daddy.” So I listened and arched her back and stuck it in, “ Aghhahah Ughhhhh Mmmmhh DaDdahhh” she moaned so loudly I think the neighbors could hear. I railed her with all my force “ Ow keep going, harder,HARDER!” she said. I thrusted her, then pulled out. I turned her around and stuck it in her wet throbbing pussy. “ hahahahaha ughhh mmmhhhh” she moaned, I pulled out and dragged her to our bedroom. I fell on the bed and she hopped on me, she stuck it in her self and started riding me. She then sat on my face while I ate her out. I slammed her on the bed and finger her wet pussy. “ aaahhhh mmhhh hardahh” she moaned, I licked her vagina the she sprayed my mouth and liked it off. She deep sucks my dick then I cum in her mouth she swallowed every drop of it. We finally get on the bed and fall asleep. My pillows were wet, and my black bed sheets were stained. Horny 😃 THIS IS FAKE!!!!!!⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I just LOVE this woosan mug! Amazing quality
Looked great and delivered fast.
Great product
What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza
My friend loves his gift coffee mug!
urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo
just been amazed by the name actualy my real name that is on the birth certificate is BILLIAM ...thanks for using my name on great good things i would just wish to come and visit and if possible work der thank you
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.
Loved it!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.
If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad
They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it