Sex story Tee
Here is one of the best sex story’s of my entire life: Once I was at my girlfriends house and she told me she was taking a shower,when she left the room I sat there bored for about 5 minutes until I decided I wanted to do something fun.I went up to the bathroom door and I peeked through the key hole to see her unbuttoning her shirt so sexy it was like she knew I was watching her.She started taking off her ripped jeans along with her underwear,to reveal her fat ass. She was fully naked apart from her red, Lacey bra. She started unbuttoning her bra,revealing her gigantic tits.As she started to step into the shower I started unbuttoning my trousers, along with my boxers.I took of my shirt still watching her through the key hole,I couldn’t hold it any more I got a coin and turned the lock and BURST into the bathroom shower as I hear a slight gasp by her.I grabbed her inner thighs,dragging her out the shower onto the bathroom floor.We started doing the dirty and when I penetrated her i picked her up into the shower and She started giving me the handjob of my life to my 10 inch, hard dick.I was moaning like mad.After about 30 minutes I say to her,“I believe it’s your turn now” but she whispers to me,“in a couple minutes I like hearing you moan” after a couple minutes as she promised,we switched places and I immediately starting playing with her fat tits,rubbing, biting,licking,it felt so good.I started giving her a handjob to her throbbing pussy
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.