Sex story
Here is one of the best sex story’s of my entire life: Once I was at my girlfriends house and she told me she was taking a shower,when she left the room I sat there bored for about 5 minutes until I decided I wanted to do something fun.I went up to the bathroom door and I peeked through the key hole to see her unbuttoning her shirt so sexy it was like she knew I was watching her.She started taking off her ripped jeans along with her underwear,to reveal her fat ass. She was fully naked apart from her red, Lacey bra. She started unbuttoning her bra,revealing her gigantic tits.As she started to step into the shower I started unbuttoning my trousers, along with my boxers.I took of my shirt still watching her through the key hole,I couldn’t hold it any more I got a coin and turned the lock and BURST into the bathroom shower as I hear a slight gasp by her.I grabbed her inner thighs,dragging her out the shower onto the bathroom floor.We started doing the dirty and when I penetrated her i picked her up into the shower and She started giving me the handjob of my life to my 10 inch, hard dick.I was moaning like mad.After about 30 minutes I say to her,“I believe it’s your turn now” but she whispers to me,“in a couple minutes I like hearing you moan” after a couple minutes as she promised,we switched places and I immediately starting playing with her fat tits,rubbing, biting,licking,it felt so good.I started giving her a handjob to her throbbing pussy
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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