Sex story mug
Here is one of the best sex story’s of my entire life: Once I was at my girlfriends house and she told me she was taking a shower,when she left the room I sat there bored for about 5 minutes until I decided I wanted to do something fun.I went up to the bathroom door and I peeked through the key hole to see her unbuttoning her shirt so sexy it was like she knew I was watching her.She started taking off her ripped jeans along with her underwear,to reveal her fat ass. She was fully naked apart from her red, Lacey bra. She started unbuttoning her bra,revealing her gigantic tits.As she started to step into the shower I started unbuttoning my trousers, along with my boxers.I took of my shirt still watching her through the key hole,I couldn’t hold it any more I got a coin and turned the lock and BURST into the bathroom shower as I hear a slight gasp by her.I grabbed her inner thighs,dragging her out the shower onto the bathroom floor.We started doing the dirty and when I penetrated her i picked her up into the shower and She started giving me the handjob of my life to my 10 inch, hard dick.I was moaning like mad.After about 30 minutes I say to her,“I believe it’s your turn now” but she whispers to me,“in a couple minutes I like hearing you moan” after a couple minutes as she promised,we switched places and I immediately starting playing with her fat tits,rubbing, biting,licking,it felt so good.I started giving her a handjob to her throbbing pussy
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
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What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.
Deathless but probably comatose verse This cup is a beautiful mug From which I am happy to chug while engaging in jomo (the obverse of fomo), and pulling the ol' cyber plug.
The mug is just the right size, and the graphics are awesome!
This mug... this mug gave me a feeling that I can only describe as pure euphoria. The 'MRI - Man's a Real Idiot' mug is truly a gift from above. I cannot express how happy I am with it. When it arrived at my front door, it was a moment of epiphany for myself. My eyes were opened. I understood what was missing in my life... and it was that very mug. Whoever created it is truly gifted. I bless them. You too could purchase it, although the price may seem high at first, for what it is, it is the greatest deal one could ever make.
Would have like the entire cup with purple color. Not just the part with the slogan. It's a nice cup!
Wow! Outstanding mug! I strive to be swoogish one day
It was fantastic very good quality.
Was purchased as a gift . Very well received . Easy ordering . Arrived earlier than predicted.excellent quality. Would recommend to friends and family and will definitely order again in the future.
The mug I ordered came in perfect shape In a box obviously designed for safe shipping. Quality is beautiful and is exactly as described. Thank you!
ABSOLUTE ART WORK!!!!! This is literally the best mug in the world. My entire family has one (wife, 2 daughters, and 3 sons). I would definitely recommend and place it as a mounoment.