Sex Story tee
I'm in cheer I grabbed my outfit, which I love wearing because it shows off my ass, and all the dudes think i'm like a forbidden because I haven't been a slut and had sex yet. Carla is always the first one dressed, it's easy to wear something tight when you've got A sized boobs. "I finally fit into the DD bra Kristy gave me!" ( Kristy is R's sister) I went over to look. Yup, Roxie had the biggest set of tits in the whole school, besides the fat ass hockey coach, HE must've had DD man boobs. first bra, C of course, then panties, Then crop top and mini skirt. I shimmied into it and brushed my hair, it was curly and went to my waist. We got to the field and saw a few cheerleaders already there and then one of them told me someone was looking for me. Jason . He was SO CUTE. I walked over to where the football players were and they all started hooting and whistling when I walked up, Which is a nice feeling. " I was told that Jason needed to talk to me." Then came all the OOOOOO's from the dudes. He jumped down the bleachers and stood next to me. Then he said Hi, slipped me a piece of paper and walked back to the guys and I walked back to the girls. "Ooh what's it say?" They knew I liked him. "Start practicing your pyramids girls!" I yelled"Okay let's see!" I opened it we all looked at each other and they started jumping up and down from joy. I was shocked. It said: ᗪEᗩᖇ ᗷᖇIᗩᑎᑎᗩ, ᗰE ᗩᑎᗪ YOᑌ 9:00 ᑭᗰ TOᑎIGᕼT. ᑌᑎᗪEᖇ TᕼE ᗷᒪEᗩᑕᕼEᖇS ᑌᑎᗪEᖇᗯEᗩᖇ ᑎOT ᑎEᑕESSᗩᖇY ;) ᒪOᐯE ᒍᗩSOᑎ <3
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!