Sex Story mug
I'm in cheer I grabbed my outfit, which I love wearing because it shows off my ass, and all the dudes think i'm like a forbidden because I haven't been a slut and had sex yet. Carla is always the first one dressed, it's easy to wear something tight when you've got A sized boobs. "I finally fit into the DD bra Kristy gave me!" ( Kristy is R's sister) I went over to look. Yup, Roxie had the biggest set of tits in the whole school, besides the fat ass hockey coach, HE must've had DD man boobs. first bra, C of course, then panties, Then crop top and mini skirt. I shimmied into it and brushed my hair, it was curly and went to my waist. We got to the field and saw a few cheerleaders already there and then one of them told me someone was looking for me. Jason . He was SO CUTE. I walked over to where the football players were and they all started hooting and whistling when I walked up, Which is a nice feeling. " I was told that Jason needed to talk to me." Then came all the OOOOOO's from the dudes. He jumped down the bleachers and stood next to me. Then he said Hi, slipped me a piece of paper and walked back to the guys and I walked back to the girls. "Ooh what's it say?" They knew I liked him. "Start practicing your pyramids girls!" I yelled"Okay let's see!" I opened it we all looked at each other and they started jumping up and down from joy. I was shocked. It said: ᗪEᗩᖇ ᗷᖇIᗩᑎᑎᗩ, ᗰE ᗩᑎᗪ YOᑌ 9:00 ᑭᗰ TOᑎIGᕼT. ᑌᑎᗪEᖇ TᕼE ᗷᒪEᗩᑕᕼEᖇS ᑌᑎᗪEᖇᗯEᗩᖇ ᑎOT ᑎEᑕESSᗩᖇY ;) ᒪOᐯE ᒍᗩSOᑎ <3
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
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