sex stories Tee
We were both in the store by our selves, so he came up to me and said," you wanna come to my house?" Of course I said yes! He was the hottest guy in school. Tery brendon, the best looking 17 year old. Hopefully he thought I was the best 16 year old in the world. We got to his house and went in. He dint even waste a moment. He takled me onto the bed and instantly took of his shirt. I didn't complain. We kissed for about 2 minutes, but we both wanted more. I slipped my hand down his pants and underwear and grabbed his rock hard penis." Why dont you let me stick it into you?" He asks. He helps me strip all my clothes off, and we did the same with him. "OHHHH YES YES DON'T STOP! I scream. He starts out slow, but his thrusts get faster and faster, and soon i'm gripping his arse hard. I somehow get on top, and I start humping gis stomach, chest, and soon I get to his mouth. He starts to lick it. Pleaser explodes in my body. I soon start sucking hard on his hard dick. The nigjt carries on as the best night ever.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means