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We were both in the store by our selves, so he came up to me and said," you wanna come to my house?" Of course I said yes! He was the hottest guy in school. Tery brendon, the best looking 17 year old. Hopefully he thought I was the best 16 year old in the world. We got to his house and went in. He dint even waste a moment. He takled me onto the bed and instantly took of his shirt. I didn't complain. We kissed for about 2 minutes, but we both wanted more. I slipped my hand down his pants and underwear and grabbed his rock hard penis." Why dont you let me stick it into you?" He asks. He helps me strip all my clothes off, and we did the same with him. "OHHHH YES YES DON'T STOP! I scream. He starts out slow, but his thrusts get faster and faster, and soon i'm gripping his arse hard. I somehow get on top, and I start humping gis stomach, chest, and soon I get to his mouth. He starts to lick it. Pleaser explodes in my body. I soon start sucking hard on his hard dick. The nigjt carries on as the best night ever.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.