Seaweed Tee
Seaweed has an extremely aerodynamic jawline and a very round long back of the skull. The jawline is sharp enough to induce nuclear fission in air molecules. The products are extremely lethal and will cause anyone touching it to become a nerd ☝️🤓. Mass flow occurs around and over the top of the skull but not the bottom due to it being blocked by the long-ass neck. There is a humungous low pressure zone below the skull extension due to the skull having a negative critical angle of attack (around -30 degrees). This creates enough downforce to keep the Seaweed from flying away while it is windy. Additionally the top of the skull has a camber of 10% and causes massive induced drag making the Seaweed very slow both mentally and velocity-wise. The maximum camber position is at the frontal bone. On the sides of the skull-airfoil the ears disrupt the merging of low and high pressure air increasing autistic efficiency by 11.68256123%. At the trailing edge the products recombine in the reverse reaction to create normal air. The air temperature at the trailing edge is a function of the Seaweed's true airspeed. Also due to him having a nerd ☝️🤓 haircut the true lift coefficient is considerably lower and the drag coefficient much higher than expected of a smooth skull due to parasitic hair drag. Seaweed often wears nerd ☝️🤓 glasses which cause flow separation over the frontal bone causing vapour clouds to obscure his massive forehead. Finally, the Seaweed is restarted.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.