Schalmont High School Tee
A school in Rotterdam New York filled with your typical students and so called social rejects, I myself would probably have been classified as a social reject but I don't really give a shit. a school that is also filled with nasty ass girls that tan in the winter and get drunk as fuck and sleep with the jocks. there are a few bulldykes in Schalmont they generally wont hurt you until you look into there eyes. Schalmont was built in the 1950's and is a cross between SCHenectady ALbany and MONTgommery counties, nice school but alot of people there suck ass and think there the shit, if you run into these kids don't give them eye contact because they will try to fight you for no reason. also we have one girl in our school that looks like a man and will crush anybody that gets in her way. Schalmont is also an insult for any kid that thinks hes the shit. also a new haven for pot heads. also filled with Italian wannabes and wiggers who believe everything they see on the MTV and VH1 and BET would post more but it would take a while and the Schalmont kids would throw a fit after reading this. -P.S. I graduated from Schalmont a while back so you cant do shit.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.