Schalmont High School Tee
A school in Rotterdam New York filled with your typical students and so called social rejects, I myself would probably have been classified as a social reject but I don't really give a shit. a school that is also filled with nasty ass girls that tan in the winter and get drunk as fuck and sleep with the jocks. there are a few bulldykes in Schalmont they generally wont hurt you until you look into there eyes. Schalmont was built in the 1950's and is a cross between SCHenectady ALbany and MONTgommery counties, nice school but alot of people there suck ass and think there the shit, if you run into these kids don't give them eye contact because they will try to fight you for no reason. also we have one girl in our school that looks like a man and will crush anybody that gets in her way. Schalmont is also an insult for any kid that thinks hes the shit. also a new haven for pot heads. also filled with Italian wannabes and wiggers who believe everything they see on the MTV and VH1 and BET would post more but it would take a while and the Schalmont kids would throw a fit after reading this. -P.S. I graduated from Schalmont a while back so you cant do shit.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
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My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
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Feels great love the shitt
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Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
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Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious