Scene girls. Tee
Omfgzz hi,my name is posing scene slag.First off I just love to pretend Im bisexual because everyone else does and I cant be individual or different. Every morning I put crap such as ribbons in my hair because its so emo.See emo is popular so Im emo.But when goth is the fashion again Ill be goth.Anyway after that I spend hours backcombing my hair so it looks like a giant bunch of pubes.After that I meet all of my "friends" who I actualy bitch about constantly behind their back because Im a two faced slag.I also have to wear lepoard print shoes like everyone else along with drainpipes that were actualy normal fitting jeans from when I was 7.See Im an anorexic STD carrying whore. Then I have to flirt with everyone because I think it makes me look popular but I just look like a slag.Then I have a sip of cider and pretend to be pissed so that can be an excuse for fucking everything in sight. When I get home I have to edit my myspace and write shit like "Im a fucking bitch deal with it" while listening to taking back sunday and panic!at the disco.Oh and of course all of my pictures involve me in nothing but my underwear so everyone can see my fat wobbly ass and my flat chest.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it