Scene girls.
Omfgzz hi,my name is posing scene slag.First off I just love to pretend Im bisexual because everyone else does and I cant be individual or different. Every morning I put crap such as ribbons in my hair because its so emo.See emo is popular so Im emo.But when goth is the fashion again Ill be goth.Anyway after that I spend hours backcombing my hair so it looks like a giant bunch of pubes.After that I meet all of my "friends" who I actualy bitch about constantly behind their back because Im a two faced slag.I also have to wear lepoard print shoes like everyone else along with drainpipes that were actualy normal fitting jeans from when I was 7.See Im an anorexic STD carrying whore. Then I have to flirt with everyone because I think it makes me look popular but I just look like a slag.Then I have a sip of cider and pretend to be pissed so that can be an excuse for fucking everything in sight. When I get home I have to edit my myspace and write shit like "Im a fucking bitch deal with it" while listening to taking back sunday and panic!at the disco.Oh and of course all of my pictures involve me in nothing but my underwear so everyone can see my fat wobbly ass and my flat chest.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
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