Sarasota Gus Tee
In lacrosse lore, there existed a majestic rainbow dildo known as “Gus.” Its smooth, veiny surface bore the marks of countless battles. But Gus was more than just a dildo; it was a mischievous spirit incarnate. On the bus, Gus would come out to play, slapping those around him and being put up many butts. After the game, it showed its true strength. Under the veil of night, it would awaken from its slumber, its rainbow visage gleaming with playful mischief. Teammates would feel the gentle caress of Gus as it traversed their faces, leaving a trail of rainbow dreams. With each stroke, it whispered tales of victory and camaraderie. On a fateful night, Gus embarked on a journey to Coach’s room. With stealth and grace, it traversed the corridors, its rainbow aura illuminating the darkness. Arriving at the threshold of Coach’s domain, Gus hesitated for a moment, its girthy form pulsating with anticipation. With a knock at the door, the lotioned-up Gus was left pulsating with a sway. As dawn broke, Coach awoke to find himself adorned with the mark of Gus. With a chuckle, he knew that Gus’s antics were a testament to the team’s spirit. And so, Gus became a legend, a symbol of mischief and camaraderie that transcended the boundaries of the lacrosse trip. In the heart of every player, the memory of Gus lived on, a reminder of the magic that bound them together.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.