pooey smell Tee
The awful smell that lingers on any objects but especially your hand and or fingers if you accidently come into contact with poopie poo, and will not come off no matter how much you scrub and wash with soap and water! The poo molecules embed themselves into pores of your skin and under your finger nails. The smell will only reduce slightly after several thorough washes and will only dissapear completely after several days to a week depending on the severity of the infestation. The smell, although awful, does not propagate far; infact it in most cases does not propagate at all, thus the only way to detect it is to sniff your hands and fingers. If it travels within and no more than 1Metre then it can be classified as 'borderline pooey' otherwise then it no longer fits the description of pooey. A common cause is heavy physical activity or the use of laxatives or stool softeners: it results in the leakage and the formation of track marks on your pants. It is a common and major cause for embaressment for I quote me mate once saying to me: "I used to have hots for me twinkie, but he turned me off because there is a pooey smell emanating from his trousers! He should clean or at least wipe after his workout before coming to me flat, god forbid me finding brown on myne bed sheets!"
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious