Piece of Piss tee
Not QUITE a piece of shit, just a few notches above on the social hierarchy. Not really a BAD person but not an extremely GOOD person either. Someone that does only the bare minimum to contribue to society. Anyone who only cares just enough to not be considered a waste of life. Someone who would not walk past someone who needed help but would only give the smallest of assistance because they really want to go fuck off and get high on meth and heroin so as a result render only the most basic bare essentials of aide. Someone who works a mediocre job in order to pay his bills and provide for his drug habits. He wont resort to crime to pay for his habits, but will only work a dead end job to cover his dope habits and still pay taxes. No interest in building or maintaining a fulfilling career or trade and is content with remedial retarded work to satisfy his needs. His name will be something like Kyle or Gus or Clem or Jimothy or Staniel or Chadley. He is a strongly rooted in the customs of dwimplepeen and celebrates all three trimesters every year with out fail! In fact one might say he reaches his most PISSFULL state of mind during the contests and indulgences of dwimplepeen !! He has a runt of midgets acting as his only friends.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!