Piece of Piss
Not QUITE a piece of shit, just a few notches above on the social hierarchy. Not really a BAD person but not an extremely GOOD person either. Someone that does only the bare minimum to contribue to society. Anyone who only cares just enough to not be considered a waste of life. Someone who would not walk past someone who needed help but would only give the smallest of assistance because they really want to go fuck off and get high on meth and heroin so as a result render only the most basic bare essentials of aide. Someone who works a mediocre job in order to pay his bills and provide for his drug habits. He wont resort to crime to pay for his habits, but will only work a dead end job to cover his dope habits and still pay taxes. No interest in building or maintaining a fulfilling career or trade and is content with remedial retarded work to satisfy his needs. His name will be something like Kyle or Gus or Clem or Jimothy or Staniel or Chadley. He is a strongly rooted in the customs of dwimplepeen and celebrates all three trimesters every year with out fail! In fact one might say he reaches his most PISSFULL state of mind during the contests and indulgences of dwimplepeen !! He has a runt of midgets acting as his only friends.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
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