Period

The period, also known as the menstrulation cycle is when a female generally in their pre-teens (12-16) leaks ovary blood from their female genitalia (vagina) During this cycle you experience: weight gain, hard and engorged breasts, coherence, depression, eating disorder, mood swings, etc. Generally, when left a long period of time without cleaning, the menstrual blood gets a fishy smell to it. It’s good for fish-fillet and salmon, so I recommend collecting it and adding it to your meal rotation for healthy skin. Many fish oil pills secretly use the uterus blood In their product. The female period is what happens to prepare your ovaries for a baby to come out. Yum. These babies generally say “ow” when they come out because they drown in your sweet fish scented genitalia juice. Quotes from females on their periods: “This is hanging off my eyelid” “I’m hurting” “ow.” “ow.” “THERE IS CRANBERRY SAUCE IN MY LONG JOHNS, YEE-HAW!” “My favorite thong is ruined!” “delicious fish fillet.” “I made some great pesto last night for dinner for me and my kids.” “oh sh#$” “MY PEEPEE FEELS WEIRD”. Tips for your period: Wash the peepee often. When left alone for a long period of time, the blood dries and creates a thick crust around the peepee, which breaks into delicious cookie-sprinkles when you move your legs too much. (great for sugarcookies by the way, good with fish-fillet.)