Customize

PERFECTGIRL Tee

the perfect girl really exists. she is amazing. i know this cuz .well. we used 2 "talk". but she was waaay 2 perfect 4 me. i didnt deserve her. at all. so, someone else stole her away from me. lucky bastard. :( we were together for almost 3 years on and off. i wish i treated her better. im sorry:( please forgive me. tho i know i dnt have another chance w u cuz u found sum1 else. some1 who u "are in love with" so u say, not just, "love him". you say that you think hes the 1 for u :( . i couldve been the guy 4 u. but, my mistake. her name. well, im pretty sure she wouldnt like this. i wont give it away but ill describe her.: she has brown hair, wavy/curly. she like to straighten it and MAN! she looks sooo nice however she does it. she likes 2 do her makeup with bright, glittery colors. sometimes, she plays it down by just going simple. her smile is AMAZING. she has rosy red cheeks. and she giggles and squeaks when she laughs. she is very poised and one of a kind. shes random and by that i mean, she kinda comes up with things outta the blue lol. shes very fun 2 be around, funny(haha) lol. and shes a little ill tempered when shes on her period lol but thats ok. i like it :) well, i used 2 anyways :( . when she thinks real hard, she kinda looks around, and makes cute little faces, then if she cant think of it, she shrugs :i dnt know" and she makes a cute little pouty face. she has a BAD memry, but for important things, she knows right away ;). she dnt take shit from no one. and i love that about her. she used 2 love partying, tho she wasnt an alcoholic. she dnt no more cuz she promised her new man she wouldnt. she keeps her promises. but, sometimes 4 little reasons if she dnt, she feels SO BAD. but, she does this little puppy face that no guy could ever resist. shes a little freak when the time comes around and MAN! that was such a turn on. ;) yea, and shes a little ditzy at times,and kinda has bad balance lol. but she was a cheerleader her freshmen year and was inded THE BEST OUT THERE> i would secretly watch her from the sidelines at football games, during basket ball (i didnt play) id sometimes watch her too. but when she wants 2 be, she is soooo smart. shes lazy sometimes 2 but thats ok. her eyes are a GORGEOUS light brown with a dark brown outline. when she wears blue eyeshadow, her eyes really pop. she loves 2 dance, draw, sing (shes REALLY good at it 2!!), and listen 2 music. but 4 active things, she likes to go quadriding, go out 4 drives, swimming, play softball (shes a pitcher, shortstop, 2nd base, 3rd base, and is very good at hitting, tho sometimes she kinda pulls it to 3rd lol,) volleyball (setter, hitter, and backrow), and likes 2 work out and run. shes very short, like 4'11 maybe, but MAN!! shes got a body ;). she is terrified of feet,leeches, jumping spiders, and death, so she never goes 2 hospitals, funerals, or morgues. she hates 2 cry in public, so she tries 2 act all tough when ppl are around, so shes never been 2 a wedding lol. she wants 2 tho, but i know the first she wants 2 attend will be her own. :) . i admire her cuz she speaks her mind, tho sometimes shes a little shy of saying the wrong answer lol. wheher its a yes, no, or a long answer like in a conversation, she mostly says, "idk", "maybe", or "not yet" . she absolutely HATES losing. shes competitive lol. she is very talented, and great at whatever she does. some of her favorite colors r red, deep purple, bright yellow, lime green, hot pink, black, white, and navy blue. shes a kinda neon girl i guess lol.she loves food. tho she says she cant eat in front of guys she really really likes. but, shes never been on a real dat. this is cuz she gad a quinceanera lol. yea, she was pretty um . wasted that night i hear. i didnt go cuz well, i just couldnt bare the thot of her in a formal dress. 2 hot lol. shes real down 2 earth. shes not concede, tho she really cares about her looks. shes the perfect girlfriend cuz of her unique qualities. shes 1 of a kind. and super CUTE. she doesnt think so, but soon shell know. shes graduating in 2011. :) . she plays instruments like, clarinet, flute, guitar, piano, and a little drums. i always wanted her 2 play me a song, but, i guess now she can 4 her "jock used 2 be stoner friendly who she thinks is perfect type" guy. that dam BASTARD :(. he dnt deserve her either. hes not good enough 4 her. shes WAY outta his league. hes like, this big muscle fatty guy, and shes so petite sexy and fragile. yea. as you can see, shes AMAZING. shes: THE PERFECT GIRL :)

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

71
8
1
0
3

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
✓ Verified Purchase

Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
✓ Verified Purchase

mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
✓ Verified Purchase

shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
✓ Verified Purchase

My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
✓ Verified Purchase

Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
✓ Verified Purchase

My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
✓ Verified Purchase

The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
✓ Verified Purchase

It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
✓ Verified Purchase
Page 1 of 5

Also available as

🤖

Shopping Assistant

Online
Hey! 👋 I'm your shopping assistant. What are you looking for?

AI-generated responses. Verify claims.