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PERFECTGIRL Mug

the perfect girl really exists. she is amazing. i know this cuz .well. we used 2 "talk". but she was waaay 2 perfect 4 me. i didnt deserve her. at all. so, someone else stole her away from me. lucky bastard. :( we were together for almost 3 years on and off. i wish i treated her better. im sorry:( please forgive me. tho i know i dnt have another chance w u cuz u found sum1 else. some1 who u "are in love with" so u say, not just, "love him". you say that you think hes the 1 for u :( . i couldve been the guy 4 u. but, my mistake. her name. well, im pretty sure she wouldnt like this. i wont give it away but ill describe her.: she has brown hair, wavy/curly. she like to straighten it and MAN! she looks sooo nice however she does it. she likes 2 do her makeup with bright, glittery colors. sometimes, she plays it down by just going simple. her smile is AMAZING. she has rosy red cheeks. and she giggles and squeaks when she laughs. she is very poised and one of a kind. shes random and by that i mean, she kinda comes up with things outta the blue lol. shes very fun 2 be around, funny(haha) lol. and shes a little ill tempered when shes on her period lol but thats ok. i like it :) well, i used 2 anyways :( . when she thinks real hard, she kinda looks around, and makes cute little faces, then if she cant think of it, she shrugs :i dnt know" and she makes a cute little pouty face. she has a BAD memry, but for important things, she knows right away ;). she dnt take shit from no one. and i love that about her. she used 2 love partying, tho she wasnt an alcoholic. she dnt no more cuz she promised her new man she wouldnt. she keeps her promises. but, sometimes 4 little reasons if she dnt, she feels SO BAD. but, she does this little puppy face that no guy could ever resist. shes a little freak when the time comes around and MAN! that was such a turn on. ;) yea, and shes a little ditzy at times,and kinda has bad balance lol. but she was a cheerleader her freshmen year and was inded THE BEST OUT THERE> i would secretly watch her from the sidelines at football games, during basket ball (i didnt play) id sometimes watch her too. but when she wants 2 be, she is soooo smart. shes lazy sometimes 2 but thats ok. her eyes are a GORGEOUS light brown with a dark brown outline. when she wears blue eyeshadow, her eyes really pop. she loves 2 dance, draw, sing (shes REALLY good at it 2!!), and listen 2 music. but 4 active things, she likes to go quadriding, go out 4 drives, swimming, play softball (shes a pitcher, shortstop, 2nd base, 3rd base, and is very good at hitting, tho sometimes she kinda pulls it to 3rd lol,) volleyball (setter, hitter, and backrow), and likes 2 work out and run. shes very short, like 4'11 maybe, but MAN!! shes got a body ;). she is terrified of feet,leeches, jumping spiders, and death, so she never goes 2 hospitals, funerals, or morgues. she hates 2 cry in public, so she tries 2 act all tough when ppl are around, so shes never been 2 a wedding lol. she wants 2 tho, but i know the first she wants 2 attend will be her own. :) . i admire her cuz she speaks her mind, tho sometimes shes a little shy of saying the wrong answer lol. wheher its a yes, no, or a long answer like in a conversation, she mostly says, "idk", "maybe", or "not yet" . she absolutely HATES losing. shes competitive lol. she is very talented, and great at whatever she does. some of her favorite colors r red, deep purple, bright yellow, lime green, hot pink, black, white, and navy blue. shes a kinda neon girl i guess lol.she loves food. tho she says she cant eat in front of guys she really really likes. but, shes never been on a real dat. this is cuz she gad a quinceanera lol. yea, she was pretty um . wasted that night i hear. i didnt go cuz well, i just couldnt bare the thot of her in a formal dress. 2 hot lol. shes real down 2 earth. shes not concede, tho she really cares about her looks. shes the perfect girlfriend cuz of her unique qualities. shes 1 of a kind. and super CUTE. she doesnt think so, but soon shell know. shes graduating in 2011. :) . she plays instruments like, clarinet, flute, guitar, piano, and a little drums. i always wanted her 2 play me a song, but, i guess now she can 4 her "jock used 2 be stoner friendly who she thinks is perfect type" guy. that dam BASTARD :(. he dnt deserve her either. hes not good enough 4 her. shes WAY outta his league. hes like, this big muscle fatty guy, and shes so petite sexy and fragile. yea. as you can see, shes AMAZING. shes: THE PERFECT GIRL :)

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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I can't stop putting weird things on the cup I love this website 😆

Reee Aug 17
Review by Darrell  E.

Purchased this for my fiancé. One night watching TV, she blurted out the word "kaputnik." We laughed so hard. Never dreamed it was an actual word. Now, we know better. LOL

Darrell E. Aug 17
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Sent a mug with DABNABIT printed on it to my Grandaughter for her birthday! She absolutely was thrilled with it! This is a saying I’ve used over the years a lot & we’ve always laughed about it! Ordered myself one too!!

Connie T. Aug 17
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Best mug I've ever seen honestly

Chazzy K. Aug 16

looks great, came quickly, exactly as I wanted. minor observation - the coffee mug was a bit smaller than I expected. The mug is normal size, but most of my mugs tend to be a bit larger. No matter. I still enjoy it!! Perfect would have been larger - but that I my preference.

Joyce P. Aug 15
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Bought this mug as a joke, the concept of there being a "magical one" was very funny to me. Great quality, I even feel magical myself.

Gregg P. Aug 15

Perfect!!

Christine S. Aug 14
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My nut hurts my nut hurts help

Littlecocksucker Aug 13

i bought this mug for my classmate and he likes it since its his crush name

h g. Aug 12

Great mugs, great format, always fun to buy for friends!

Connor M. Aug 12

Weird text for a dad mug Why can i put Infantile Pillock on a mug for my dad? Pretty funny

Alien#0254 Aug 12

my partner thought it was very silly

Haley W. Aug 11
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Funny cup that my girl absolutely loved!

Ryan J. Aug 11
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Arrived safely and in one piece. New term is already being used in the office loosely.

Robert B. Aug 10

Got it for my friend when he was mad. Very funny

E E. Aug 10

Always wanted a communist coffee cup. Great price too.

steve s. Aug 10

I’m excited to have gotten it. I’m going to give it to a man at my church that volunteers this time and won’t stop working! So the inscription is perfect for him.

Hugh S. Aug 8
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Why?! I can't stop doing lewd things to this mug, it keeps on telling me to stop but I respond with hitting it. PLEASE HELP ME! 😭😭

John Smith Aug 6

I've discovered a game-changer for my morning coffee ritual: the Largebog ceramic mug. This mug isn't just another piece of kitchenware; it's a masterpiece that elevates the entire coffee experience. Firstly, the design is stunning yet understated. Its sleek, minimalist look fits perfectly in any kitchen or office setting. The matte finish not only feels luxurious but also ensures a secure grip, making those early mornings a little easier to handle. What truly sets this mug apart, though, is its functionality. The ceramic material retains heat exceptionally well, keeping my coffee piping hot for much longer than other mugs I've owned. No more rushing to finish my brew before it gets cold! Another standout feature is its generous size. Whether I'm craving a quick espresso shot or a hearty mug of Americano, there's ample room to indulge without constantly refilling. Plus, the wide, sturdy handle makes it comfortable to hold, even when my hands are still groggy from sleep. Cleaning is a breeze, too. The smooth surface doesn't stain easily and is dishwasher-safe, which is a lifesaver during busy mornings. Overall, the Largebog ceramic mug has become an essential part of my daily routine. It combines style with functionality flawlessly, making every sip of coffee a delight. If you're looking to upgrade your morning brew experience, I can't recommend this mug enough.

Hugh G. R. Aug 6

cure my depression really good i love it. also my dog cant stop doing things to it.

Jonathan McPunchyourmom Aug 5
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