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PERFECTGIRL Mug

the perfect girl really exists. she is amazing. i know this cuz .well. we used 2 "talk". but she was waaay 2 perfect 4 me. i didnt deserve her. at all. so, someone else stole her away from me. lucky bastard. :( we were together for almost 3 years on and off. i wish i treated her better. im sorry:( please forgive me. tho i know i dnt have another chance w u cuz u found sum1 else. some1 who u "are in love with" so u say, not just, "love him". you say that you think hes the 1 for u :( . i couldve been the guy 4 u. but, my mistake. her name. well, im pretty sure she wouldnt like this. i wont give it away but ill describe her.: she has brown hair, wavy/curly. she like to straighten it and MAN! she looks sooo nice however she does it. she likes 2 do her makeup with bright, glittery colors. sometimes, she plays it down by just going simple. her smile is AMAZING. she has rosy red cheeks. and she giggles and squeaks when she laughs. she is very poised and one of a kind. shes random and by that i mean, she kinda comes up with things outta the blue lol. shes very fun 2 be around, funny(haha) lol. and shes a little ill tempered when shes on her period lol but thats ok. i like it :) well, i used 2 anyways :( . when she thinks real hard, she kinda looks around, and makes cute little faces, then if she cant think of it, she shrugs :i dnt know" and she makes a cute little pouty face. she has a BAD memry, but for important things, she knows right away ;). she dnt take shit from no one. and i love that about her. she used 2 love partying, tho she wasnt an alcoholic. she dnt no more cuz she promised her new man she wouldnt. she keeps her promises. but, sometimes 4 little reasons if she dnt, she feels SO BAD. but, she does this little puppy face that no guy could ever resist. shes a little freak when the time comes around and MAN! that was such a turn on. ;) yea, and shes a little ditzy at times,and kinda has bad balance lol. but she was a cheerleader her freshmen year and was inded THE BEST OUT THERE> i would secretly watch her from the sidelines at football games, during basket ball (i didnt play) id sometimes watch her too. but when she wants 2 be, she is soooo smart. shes lazy sometimes 2 but thats ok. her eyes are a GORGEOUS light brown with a dark brown outline. when she wears blue eyeshadow, her eyes really pop. she loves 2 dance, draw, sing (shes REALLY good at it 2!!), and listen 2 music. but 4 active things, she likes to go quadriding, go out 4 drives, swimming, play softball (shes a pitcher, shortstop, 2nd base, 3rd base, and is very good at hitting, tho sometimes she kinda pulls it to 3rd lol,) volleyball (setter, hitter, and backrow), and likes 2 work out and run. shes very short, like 4'11 maybe, but MAN!! shes got a body ;). she is terrified of feet,leeches, jumping spiders, and death, so she never goes 2 hospitals, funerals, or morgues. she hates 2 cry in public, so she tries 2 act all tough when ppl are around, so shes never been 2 a wedding lol. she wants 2 tho, but i know the first she wants 2 attend will be her own. :) . i admire her cuz she speaks her mind, tho sometimes shes a little shy of saying the wrong answer lol. wheher its a yes, no, or a long answer like in a conversation, she mostly says, "idk", "maybe", or "not yet" . she absolutely HATES losing. shes competitive lol. she is very talented, and great at whatever she does. some of her favorite colors r red, deep purple, bright yellow, lime green, hot pink, black, white, and navy blue. shes a kinda neon girl i guess lol.she loves food. tho she says she cant eat in front of guys she really really likes. but, shes never been on a real dat. this is cuz she gad a quinceanera lol. yea, she was pretty um . wasted that night i hear. i didnt go cuz well, i just couldnt bare the thot of her in a formal dress. 2 hot lol. shes real down 2 earth. shes not concede, tho she really cares about her looks. shes the perfect girlfriend cuz of her unique qualities. shes 1 of a kind. and super CUTE. she doesnt think so, but soon shell know. shes graduating in 2011. :) . she plays instruments like, clarinet, flute, guitar, piano, and a little drums. i always wanted her 2 play me a song, but, i guess now she can 4 her "jock used 2 be stoner friendly who she thinks is perfect type" guy. that dam BASTARD :(. he dnt deserve her either. hes not good enough 4 her. shes WAY outta his league. hes like, this big muscle fatty guy, and shes so petite sexy and fragile. yea. as you can see, shes AMAZING. shes: THE PERFECT GIRL :)

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy

Evan G. Apr 23

This mug made me horny.

Quandale D. Apr 23

looks perfect!!! we loved it

Thalia A. Apr 22
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I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen

Mark M. Apr 22
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I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better

Quandale D. Apr 21

it's the best mug of the world !!!!!

michel j. Apr 21

wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!

deez n. Apr 20

The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant

Mark O. Apr 20

Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)

Barbara H. Apr 20

Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.

Joanna W. Apr 19
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I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.

Customer Apr 19
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Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it

First* L. Apr 18

Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!

Michael H. Apr 18
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this mug summs up my entire life

TrollSoul Apr 17

BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY

Pammila G. Apr 17

Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^

Jonny H. Apr 15
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IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘

C W. Apr 15

very good for lean 😾😾πŸ’ͺ

aura Apr 14

Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc

Nigel P. Apr 14

As usual very quick professional seller.

G. S. Apr 14
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