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Pequannock Tee

Small upper-middle class suburban town located in Morris County New Jersey, the third richest county in the US. Home to the best Bagels in America(KC) and the best pizza in America (V and J's)...Also the birthplace of Derek Jeter. Made up of two towns Pompton Plains/Pequannock...Pequannock being the slightly more ghetto of the 2 as said in the other entry. The only common interests amongst the kids in the town are drinking and partying. Unfortunately due to the lack of maturity throughout the dicks who show up to the parties, fights always break out which then result in the cops showing up and before you know it the parties over. But thats ok because some kick ass parties are still thrown any way.(THE BEST NEW YEARS PARTY...MATT ...Congrats on that awesome party) Pequannock is also the US' capital of drama! (Could deff. do with out that but it keeps the town alive)Pequannock/Pompton Plains is place where diners, quick check, and where ever the parties at is always the cool place to be. (all of the scum bags chill at CVS where they act like the run shit when in reality no one could give two shits about them) The whole town is about 3 miles long. If you manage to get lost in Pequannock, you are a moron. The town consists of 3 public elementary schools, 1 middle school, and one high school with about 850 kids in it. If you live in Pequannock or Pompton Plains. you learn to HATE Depaul, Montville, and Caldwell. If you live in Pequannock and attend Depaul, you are an ass. The worst part about Pequannock is the Albanians. There the most hated of all right above the cops. We don't know when or how, but in the year 2007....The albies infiltrated our town and ever since we have had a new group to hate. The town in total is about 96 % white, 3 % albanian, and 1 % other... The one thing about the town though is that Tradition has and always will remain. The town is full of the pride in being panthers, will always be willing to defend the panther name, and we will always be better than you..(especially our Little League All Star Teams) Bottom Line is Pequannock is the shit.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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