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Pequannock Hoodie

Small upper-middle class suburban town located in Morris County New Jersey, the third richest county in the US. Home to the best Bagels in America(KC) and the best pizza in America (V and J's)...Also the birthplace of Derek Jeter. Made up of two towns Pompton Plains/Pequannock...Pequannock being the slightly more ghetto of the 2 as said in the other entry. The only common interests amongst the kids in the town are drinking and partying. Unfortunately due to the lack of maturity throughout the dicks who show up to the parties, fights always break out which then result in the cops showing up and before you know it the parties over. But thats ok because some kick ass parties are still thrown any way.(THE BEST NEW YEARS PARTY...MATT ...Congrats on that awesome party) Pequannock is also the US' capital of drama! (Could deff. do with out that but it keeps the town alive)Pequannock/Pompton Plains is place where diners, quick check, and where ever the parties at is always the cool place to be. (all of the scum bags chill at CVS where they act like the run shit when in reality no one could give two shits about them) The whole town is about 3 miles long. If you manage to get lost in Pequannock, you are a moron. The town consists of 3 public elementary schools, 1 middle school, and one high school with about 850 kids in it. If you live in Pequannock or Pompton Plains. you learn to HATE Depaul, Montville, and Caldwell. If you live in Pequannock and attend Depaul, you are an ass. The worst part about Pequannock is the Albanians. There the most hated of all right above the cops. We don't know when or how, but in the year 2007....The albies infiltrated our town and ever since we have had a new group to hate. The town in total is about 96 % white, 3 % albanian, and 1 % other... The one thing about the town though is that Tradition has and always will remain. The town is full of the pride in being panthers, will always be willing to defend the panther name, and we will always be better than you..(especially our Little League All Star Teams) Bottom Line is Pequannock is the shit.

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

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TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s. Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

Harold Mar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M. Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N. Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M. Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M. Jan 3

Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.

Niwomugisha Chevonne Dec 16

Quality This is the highest quality product

Bundai Dec 4

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

Owen Nov 30
Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E. Nov 16
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Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing

Sam Nov 8

Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

Mitzi K. Nov 6
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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S. Oct 20

My boy like the hooded attire.

Ngalasa i. Oct 18

Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!

Alex Sadler Sep 24
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