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One (usually male) with whom sexual relations and liaisons comes with ease. These are the guys who are "hated on" by average frustrated chumps because they don't have to try hard to be successful with women. Simply put, we get laid often and and it's in part due to our charisma, confidence, calm disposition, and/or natural proclivity towards the female circuitry. We do not treat women poorly, nor do we have a strong sense of entitlement... However, we do have the balls and aptitude to intrigue and engage women in relaxed convo which conveys a jocular tone and demonstrates high value. These convos don't come off as a means for trying to get in her pants, but rather that you're simply interested in the female and would like to find out more about her... and then take her to bed. Rock stars, surfers, and politicians are generally quite over sexed due to their access to women who are intrigued by their confident/mysterious persona. The guy who sat next to you in High School with the laid-back disposition and cool/friendly smile... was most likely over sexed. The dude at the summer time cookout who's wearing the lime green button up Brooks Brothers shirt with the sleeves causually rolled-up, khaki shorts, loafers w/o socks, stylish sunglasses, wind-blown hair (from previous regatta race), and sipping on a G&T with a relaxed posture engaged in a convo... is undoubtedly over sexed. The guy hanging out at a sports bar with his frat boys who are drinking pitchers of coors light, eating chicken wings, giving eachother "tippers", uncomfortable around women, and using pick-up lines to start a convo... is not over sexed. See the difference? The former males are relaxed and don't consider trivial things like convos with gorgeous women to be a big deal. Contrary, the latter males will settle for anyhting they can get, you can smell their desperation at the door, and they make women they're around feel used and uncomfortable. Which one are you? Be the cool dude who is over sexed... women can sense that these things come easy to you, and view you as a challenge, however end-up falling for your poised/in-control vibe. So, next time a women says to you "You treat women like disposable pleasures, don't you? Sex comes easy to you..." don't even dignify it with a defensive response, because the chances are that she's already attracted to you. Guys named Whitney, Tyler, Grant, Perry, Trip, Jamie, Johnny, Kelly, Brando, Tommy Lee... are over sexed up to their neck. Guys named Bob, Gordon, Billy, Pete, Dan, Matt, Dave, Steven, Lorne, Dominic, Allen... are not even remotely over sexed, and are probably creeping out women right now. Class Dismissed~

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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