Odenton
Often mis-pronounced Oh-ding-ton by most residents, Odenton is located somewhere between Gambrills, Fort Meade, and Crofton (Not that anyone really cares.) The most interesting fact about this name is what it spells backwards, "noten do" (nothin' to do.) Which is absolutely correct, considering there really is "nothin' to do in Odenton. This town consits of town houses, McMansions, the Piney Orchard Compound, some desent restaurants, train tracks that are never used, public schools, and the most feared/beloved nieghborhood; Chaplegate! G.O.R.C. is the most recgonized place, though only 8th graders that think they're "the shit", and kyle wayne along with his posse hang out there on "GORC Tuesday" (which is really located on the Wednesday of every week.) Girls are not allowed to play sports there... softball doesn't count because they are dykes. All girls must play on the shitty fields of Four Seasons Elementry School. But don't worry, they got nice, well at least the class of 2012 did when they played rec... There are 4 public elementary schools (Odenton, Four Seasons, Piney Orchard, Waugh Chapel), 1 middle school (Arundel Middle School), and then from the middle school they go to Arundel High School located in Gambrills... even though it's right next to the fucking middle school it's still in a different town (wtf). Most Odentoners hate C-town folks, considering how stuck up they are. BUT we do have to get along in high school. We are just jealous because we are poor and not as smart as these Croftoners. Though we are better at sports, so it's all good.
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