Odenton
Often mis-pronounced Oh-ding-ton by most residents, Odenton is located somewhere between Gambrills, Fort Meade, and Crofton (Not that anyone really cares.) The most interesting fact about this name is what it spells backwards, "noten do" (nothin' to do.) Which is absolutely correct, considering there really is "nothin' to do in Odenton. This town consits of town houses, McMansions, the Piney Orchard Compound, some desent restaurants, train tracks that are never used, public schools, and the most feared/beloved nieghborhood; Chaplegate! G.O.R.C. is the most recgonized place, though only 8th graders that think they're "the shit", and kyle wayne along with his posse hang out there on "GORC Tuesday" (which is really located on the Wednesday of every week.) Girls are not allowed to play sports there... softball doesn't count because they are dykes. All girls must play on the shitty fields of Four Seasons Elementry School. But don't worry, they got nice, well at least the class of 2012 did when they played rec... There are 4 public elementary schools (Odenton, Four Seasons, Piney Orchard, Waugh Chapel), 1 middle school (Arundel Middle School), and then from the middle school they go to Arundel High School located in Gambrills... even though it's right next to the fucking middle school it's still in a different town (wtf). Most Odentoners hate C-town folks, considering how stuck up they are. BUT we do have to get along in high school. We are just jealous because we are poor and not as smart as these Croftoners. Though we are better at sports, so it's all good.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
Review Details
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Live Preview
Personalize Your Design
Debug: Product Metadata
| Key | Value (click to copy) |
|---|---|
Copied! |
Return Policy
Made Just For You
Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.
Defect-Free Guarantee
If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.
Custom Orders
Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.
Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.
Share this product
Size Guide
Measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip: Measure one of your t-shirts at home and compare!
A - Length
Measure from the top of the collar to the bottom hem
B - Width
Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit
Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |