Oberweis
A once-thriving family business is now in decline, its machinery inoperable and bankruptcy looming. The once sugar-sweet ice cream is now made with corn solids—a symbol of the forgotten empire it has become. Upon the passing of the grandparents, the now-valueless business, despite its million-dollar name and customer base, will be sold to the lowest bidder. The former CEO squandered the company's worth to indulge in a lavish lifestyle, leaving the current board, composed of feuding siblings, to compete in an egotistical struggle. In their selfish pursuit, they've shattered the futures of their own children and perpetuated a culture of discord. The grandchildren, distanced from the family tradition, seem unlikely saviors. Yet there's one outlier, a grandson missing from family photos, viewed by his family as a thug, by his exes as a bad boy, and by acquaintances as a lazy genius. But the truth reveals a more complex picture. In a family marred by criminality, this grandson stands as the one honest member, filled with compassion and a unique capacity to listen to the people. For those disillusioned with Oberweis, he may be the only redeeming figure, guided by a genuine connection with others and driven by a commitment to fulfill his ancestors' dream of being simply the best. His mission is not for personal gain but for the people he serves.
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |