Naruto
1. (Noun) Naruto is a manga/anime created by Masashi Kishimoto, otherwise known as one of the most uncreative and most sloppy manga artists to hit the popularity charts. The series is full of two dimensional asstards who somehow can defeat super awesome ninjas while sucking worse than Orochimaru's dick. The series claims to be about the local village man whore, Naruto Uzumaki, but truly revolves around his uber sexy rival, Sasuke Uchiha, who really needs to join a band and get out of his shithole that Kishimoto dug for him. The plot line is nonexistent and full of wannabes and pedophiles all fighting it out so they can fuck the biggest man whore of them all, an old fat guy named Jiraiya. Soon, Sasuke gets sick of this and goes to join the pedophile king, Orochimaru. The rest of the series is a pile of crap that doesn't deserve to be talked about, excluding the eleven mafia members that want demons, so they can take over the world. Joy. After awhile, they all start dying because of their lack of good sex skills, and the series falls even further, thanks to Naruto deciding to become a fucking frog. His home town begins to be attacked by an emo with cloning powers, so Naruto must come back after it's blown to pieces and all of their wonderful prostitutes have spontaneously combusted. Finally, Naruto is going to face off against Pein, the emo guy, and the whole thing will finally be over. And maybe, just maybe, the Narutarded population of ten year olds will drown in their tears. The pairing wars will finally die, and all of the shit that surrounds this series will end, and the smart people will rejoice. One thing is for sure, though. The series would make a kick ass horror. 2. Naruto Uzumaki, a character in the series Naruto. He's an unimportant altruist who really doesn't give the series any redeeming qualities.
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| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
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| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
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