Nargle Tee
1. a terrible meschevious creature of notorious evil nature that attacs only on the new moon in august july or february. The masterful chief Tagliano advises you take all of the nessasary precautions on these nights of NargleFeast. BE FOREWARNED: 1) set up a tent or form of shelter 2) Surround the covering with flamingos and if possible, one of the 4 sacred stones 3) Make sure there is a flamboyantly gay man within the 100 yrd radious in case of a sudden attack where in need of some urgent death cab for cutie rendering of soul meets body to fend them off 4) Glow sticks are a sure fire way to keep the nargles in their place!!! keep them near your face when traveling out of your dwelling, this keeps you invisible to the nargles and therefore cannot harm you 5) Grilled cheese made in the proper manner such as wheat bread and meuster cheese with REAL butter is a sure fire repellent. (BE sure to make your gay friend chad one too. HE may or may not ask you but even if he does he will be to high to remember and will be very grateful that you have made him one.) 6) Chives are the single most important element of nargle feast and be sure to keep refreshing your stock hourly. 'keep a stem in your mouth at all times and the nargles must keep safe distance. WARNING: CHives are a deadly and dangerous drug when not used correctly. 7) Finally, sparklers (3 for each person of your tribe) are lit ritually and flailed ina circular pattern around campsite for nargles will be visible out of the eyes of the sparkler trance leader.
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Customer Reviews
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.