My Band Class
Flutes: all the girly girls play flute, half of the people that play flute have very strict parents that probably made them play the flute and of course, we can't forget, the one boy Clarinets: stuck up meanies that make people cry. Most likely you will find them talking shit about someone. Oboes: most of them are horse girls or pterodactyl boys Trumpets: fun to hang around out of band, but in band you can find them in their little trumpet cult talking shit about woodwinds French horn: not many of them, very quiet, but when you get to know them they are crackheads. Will most likely form a french horn cult once they find their french horn buddies. Trombone: 1 out of the three of them can actually play. Pretty cool people though. Half of the time they only play one note, SOOOOOOO Euphoniums: When you're having a conversation with them, just know they might randomly start talking about their instrument. Tubas: will either be really tall/big or really short/small. 3/4 they can actually play the right notes. Bassoons: very quiet Saxophones: crackheads who don't listen to rules
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Love this shirt. Got it for my brother for Christmas and I can’t wait for his reaction! Ordered size L and it seems maybe a little big? Thank you!
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |