My Band Class tee
Flutes: all the girly girls play flute, half of the people that play flute have very strict parents that probably made them play the flute and of course, we can't forget, the one boy Clarinets: stuck up meanies that make people cry. Most likely you will find them talking shit about someone. Oboes: most of them are horse girls or pterodactyl boys Trumpets: fun to hang around out of band, but in band you can find them in their little trumpet cult talking shit about woodwinds French horn: not many of them, very quiet, but when you get to know them they are crackheads. Will most likely form a french horn cult once they find their french horn buddies. Trombone: 1 out of the three of them can actually play. Pretty cool people though. Half of the time they only play one note, SOOOOOOO Euphoniums: When you're having a conversation with them, just know they might randomly start talking about their instrument. Tubas: will either be really tall/big or really short/small. 3/4 they can actually play the right notes. Bassoons: very quiet Saxophones: crackheads who don't listen to rules
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!