Mr Pillay
The Entity "Mr Pillay" is a very dangerous being wielding supernatural abilities such as manipulation of cognitive functions of other living organisms in a 15km radius. The Entity "Mr Pillay" also fields a wide field of vision to be able to scout out any unattended or misused device in aforementioned 15km range. The Entity "Mr Pillay" has also been speculated have a MQ-3 Reaper Military Grade attack drone to be able to scout out the area covered by the Entity "Mr Pillay" which may explain why "Mr Pillay" manipulates his organisation ~~~~~~~~~~ into involuntary donation of large sums of funding for his nefarious operations. His ability to also establish area control of his 3 metre vicinity allows him to establish control and therefore causing test subjects to feel fear and authority in his presences. Any devices that unwittingly get in his field of vision is immediately sent to an equivalent of Davy Jones' locker for devices, with a device "confiscated" by this entity, is also referred as being "Pillayed". The entity "Mr Pillay" is often seen in a formal suit with a navy blue tie as a symbol of authority with a distinguishable feature of his perfectly spherical polished forehead that resembles the candy "Maltesers" Mr Pillay is Class Level 14 object and it will be warned that if the sight of "Mr Pillay" is in contact, remove yourself immediately from your area, contact a local therapist, physician , psychologist and federal authorities immediately.
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |