Mr Patel

Mr Patel is not something one could simply describe. For Mr Patel is simply a living legend. Mr Patels can often be found in Maths classrooms, proclaiming that they are indeed an intellectual for referring to 'Maths' as 'Mathematics'. One distinct feature within Mr Patels are their impeccable dedication in promoting their favourite piece of literary genius-- The Edexcel GCSE (9-1) Mathematics: Higher Student Book. Each lesson without fail he will never forget to promote this absolute masterpiece, but he will, however most likely forget your name; even though he was your teacher for an entire year! But I suppose that is what makes a Mr Patel--Mr Patel. His shiny forehead glistens under the luminous artificial classroom lighting as he furrows his eyebrows with pure rage due to his students incapability to solve a simple Quadratic Formula. The Classroom Whiteboard is something truly important to ALL Mr Patels, this is as it gives him the opportunity to escape the stupidity of his students and the strain of 'Mathematics', giving him an outlet to his more 'creative' side. After expanding brackets, he changed the whiteboard pens from 'Red to green" etc.. with each given symbol. This calms Mr Patels. But do not worry, your Mr Patel will probably run away from you like mine did. He is a 'proper lad' once you solve the equations. {WARNING: 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮-𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘥 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 } {TIP: 𝘈𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘰𝘺𝘢 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴. }