Mr Patel Tee
Mr Patel is not something one could simply describe. For Mr Patel is simply a living legend. Mr Patels can often be found in Maths classrooms, proclaiming that they are indeed an intellectual for referring to 'Maths' as 'Mathematics'. One distinct feature within Mr Patels are their impeccable dedication in promoting their favourite piece of literary genius-- The Edexcel GCSE (9-1) Mathematics: Higher Student Book. Each lesson without fail he will never forget to promote this absolute masterpiece, but he will, however most likely forget your name; even though he was your teacher for an entire year! But I suppose that is what makes a Mr Patel--Mr Patel. His shiny forehead glistens under the luminous artificial classroom lighting as he furrows his eyebrows with pure rage due to his students incapability to solve a simple Quadratic Formula. The Classroom Whiteboard is something truly important to ALL Mr Patels, this is as it gives him the opportunity to escape the stupidity of his students and the strain of 'Mathematics', giving him an outlet to his more 'creative' side. After expanding brackets, he changed the whiteboard pens from 'Red to green" etc.. with each given symbol. This calms Mr Patels. But do not worry, your Mr Patel will probably run away from you like mine did. He is a 'proper lad' once you solve the equations. {WARNING: 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮-𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘥 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 } {TIP: 𝘈𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘰𝘺𝘢 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴. }
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.