Montezuma spirit tee
A woman that has grown kids that tells people she has money. Let her kids bring guest to the house and if your her man and do not want to be in an open relationship she will cheat on you with her daff ass daughter friend whom she is not giving pussy to but paying the guy car notes and rent because she is a desperate dater and a serial cheater. That goes around posting on Tic Tok at sixty years old which the average user on Tic Tok is between 18-24 years old. Throws her man money away. Has a daughter that is worst than a stud because she is a daff. Has a son that wrote the Bible about how to go to jail and go Next-Gen on his donut of a stud mom. His mom tries to teach guys she meet that she is a sadist. Most guys only hear the invitation of money. She is a stud. Since the first four letters of student is Stud she tries to play innocent all the while naming her man an undercover porn star or a stripper but wires money to guys that look like Nas X. All the while draining you of your confidence and little sense you may have by fucking the living shit out of you. While her family find guys to throw bands too. She claims to have a pulling pantyhose party. The problem is it’s a pattern that the bitch is just nuts and tries to convince a man to stay with her so her family can find other man’s so she can wire her man’s money away without him ever seeing a rack or getting to touch anything.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!