Montezuma spirit mug
A woman that has grown kids that tells people she has money. Let her kids bring guest to the house and if your her man and do not want to be in an open relationship she will cheat on you with her daff ass daughter friend whom she is not giving pussy to but paying the guy car notes and rent because she is a desperate dater and a serial cheater. That goes around posting on Tic Tok at sixty years old which the average user on Tic Tok is between 18-24 years old. Throws her man money away. Has a daughter that is worst than a stud because she is a daff. Has a son that wrote the Bible about how to go to jail and go Next-Gen on his donut of a stud mom. His mom tries to teach guys she meet that she is a sadist. Most guys only hear the invitation of money. She is a stud. Since the first four letters of student is Stud she tries to play innocent all the while naming her man an undercover porn star or a stripper but wires money to guys that look like Nas X. All the while draining you of your confidence and little sense you may have by fucking the living shit out of you. While her family find guys to throw bands too. She claims to have a pulling pantyhose party. The problem is it’s a pattern that the bitch is just nuts and tries to convince a man to stay with her so her family can find other man’s so she can wire her man’s money away without him ever seeing a rack or getting to touch anything.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid