michael franti
My hero. Michael Franti is the creater of Michael Franti and Spearhead, a group that blends reggae, rap, rock, folk, funk, and jazz into a spastic beauty. The music is highly politically charged. After hearing one song you want to go blow up an institution. Here is a section of the lyrics to Oh My God, a great song: (chorus) Oh my, oh my God out here mama they got us livin’ suicide singin’ oh my, oh my God out here mama they got us livin’ genocide Slam bam I come unseen but like gasoline you tell I’m in the tank like money in the bank I smell appealing, but I’m toxic, can send you reeling without an inklin’, keep ya thinkin’ ‘cause you gave cash to the feds, left your school district for dead fucked you up in the head, but still they sayin’ nothin’s wrong still believing the systems workin’ while half of my people are still out of workin’ anonymous notesleft in the pockets and coats of judges and juries from ‘Frisco and Jersey threats and protests politicians mob debts trumped up charges and phony arrests stage a lethal injection, the night before the election ‘cause he got donations from the prison guard’s union (chorus) Listen to my stethoscope on a rope internal lullabies, human cries thumps and silence, the language and violence algorithmic, cataclysmic, seismic, biorhythmic you can make a life longer, but you can’t save it you can make a clone and then you try to enslave it? stealin’ DNA samples from the unborn and then you comin’ after us ‘cause we sampled a James Brown horn? scientists who’s God is progress a four-headed sheep is their latest project the CIA runin’ like that Jones from Indiana but they still won’t talk about that Jones in Guyana this ain’t no cartoon, no one slips on bananas do you really think that that car killed Diana hell I shot Ronald Regan, I shot JFK I slept with Marilyn she sung me “Happy Birthday” singin’ (chorus) Well politicians got lipstick on the collar the whole media started to holler but I don’t give a fuck who they screwin’ in private I wanna know who they screwin’ in public robbin’, cheatin’, stealin’ white collar criminal McDonald eatin, you deserve a beatin’ send you home a weepin’, with a fat bill for your Caribbean weekend for just about anything they can bust us false advertising sayin’ “Halls of Justice” you tellin’ the youth don’t be so violent then you drop bombs on every single continent mandatory minimum sentencin’ ‘cause he got caught with a pocket full of medicine do that again another ten up in the pen I feel so mad I wanna bomb an institution singin’ (chorus) He also starred in a documentary titled I Know I'm Not Alone, something that everyone should view.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |