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michael franti Tee

My hero. Michael Franti is the creater of Michael Franti and Spearhead, a group that blends reggae, rap, rock, folk, funk, and jazz into a spastic beauty. The music is highly politically charged. After hearing one song you want to go blow up an institution. Here is a section of the lyrics to Oh My God, a great song: (chorus) Oh my, oh my God out here mama they got us livin’ suicide singin’ oh my, oh my God out here mama they got us livin’ genocide Slam bam I come unseen but like gasoline you tell I’m in the tank like money in the bank I smell appealing, but I’m toxic, can send you reeling without an inklin’, keep ya thinkin’ ‘cause you gave cash to the feds, left your school district for dead fucked you up in the head, but still they sayin’ nothin’s wrong still believing the systems workin’ while half of my people are still out of workin’ anonymous notesleft in the pockets and coats of judges and juries from ‘Frisco and Jersey threats and protests politicians mob debts trumped up charges and phony arrests stage a lethal injection, the night before the election ‘cause he got donations from the prison guard’s union (chorus) Listen to my stethoscope on a rope internal lullabies, human cries thumps and silence, the language and violence algorithmic, cataclysmic, seismic, biorhythmic you can make a life longer, but you can’t save it you can make a clone and then you try to enslave it? stealin’ DNA samples from the unborn and then you comin’ after us ‘cause we sampled a James Brown horn? scientists who’s God is progress a four-headed sheep is their latest project the CIA runin’ like that Jones from Indiana but they still won’t talk about that Jones in Guyana this ain’t no cartoon, no one slips on bananas do you really think that that car killed Diana hell I shot Ronald Regan, I shot JFK I slept with Marilyn she sung me “Happy Birthday” singin’ (chorus) Well politicians got lipstick on the collar the whole media started to holler but I don’t give a fuck who they screwin’ in private I wanna know who they screwin’ in public robbin’, cheatin’, stealin’ white collar criminal McDonald eatin, you deserve a beatin’ send you home a weepin’, with a fat bill for your Caribbean weekend for just about anything they can bust us false advertising sayin’ “Halls of Justice” you tellin’ the youth don’t be so violent then you drop bombs on every single continent mandatory minimum sentencin’ ‘cause he got caught with a pocket full of medicine do that again another ten up in the pen I feel so mad I wanna bomb an institution singin’ (chorus) He also starred in a documentary titled I Know I'm Not Alone, something that everyone should view.

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GayagayMar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W.Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

WilliamMar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knowsMar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PPMar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

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hhfeqa v.Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J.Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D.Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D.Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J.Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N.Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a.Feb 8

Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨

Milan G.Jan 20

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mine had gay on it. Instant sex.

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