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Metalhead Tee

Metalhead: not to be confused with "metal fan", A Metalhead listens to metal that was created out of passion for Metal and the remnants of the culture that was and is. Metalheads despise trends within the genre or when non-metalhead musicians exploit the credit metal has had to try and be cool make money off of it. Metalheads hate bands who; pull stunts&change sounds for money/ripped off metal to be a shade less "emo"/are fuckin pussies and claiming to be tough. Many Metalheads grew up listening to metal and got into drugs and heavy drinking at a age earlier than most. Few people that claim to be metalheads are in fact that. The genre has become increasingly watered down with cowardly faggots just seeking a place to fit in and the usual dilluting effect that big buisness has on subcultures. Also metalheads strengh to resist trends and be defiant to resistance/opposition/and have a strong sub culture with litlt to no funding from big business resulted in great pride that could be heard in the genre in the sounds of the 80's and 90's. Unfortunetly the strengh and power of metal was ripped off and exploited my musicians who had no substance of their own, playing their, stagnant, corporation backed genre's that died out with lack of corporate investment. This lead to garbage being released that got called metal just to have credibility. More and more bigger record labels started calling their releases once labelled as hard rock and alternative as metal souring the genre and "cashing in". "Metalheads" see through the commercial bullshit that Record companies have misrepresnted the genere with. Metalheads only like metal Played by other metalheads because: - They understand the clash with society - they are not afraid to oppenly oppose on their sleeve a bullshit religions that were imposed on them from birth. - fully aware of the scorn,stigma and sacrifice they are currently making in their society to create the purest craft possible./ Metalheads are loosly morals and often are nihilistic authority haters. Metalheads suffer from metalhead syndrome which is when everything when compared to metal fuckin'sucks! Real Metalheads listen to or play in: King Diamond/Merciful Fate Adorior Blasphemy Destroyer 666 Sodom slayer,pantera,Sabbat(jpn)helloween,Iron maiden,Voivod,Exhumed,conqueror,Carcass,Impaled,darkthrone,Usurper,venom,Malevolent creation,infernal majesty,rotten sound,the one, Angle Corpse,goat whore,necrophagia,diaphago,dissection,blackwithchery,bulldozer,razor,suffocation,cannibalcorpse,archgoat,kreator,Nunslaughter,possesed,vomitor,morbidangel,abigail,hirax,Macabre,Nifelhiem, revenge, blasphemophager,old deicide, grand belial's key,tankard,master,sadistic intent,beherit,destruction,Nuclear Assult,Necroholocasut,napalm death,discharge, gospel of the horns,blind Guardian,anal vomit, Motorhead,anthrax,hell hammer,old sepultura,brutal truth,black frost,autopsy,old metallica SOD ,mayhem,Celtic Frost, emperor,obituary,bathory,razor of occam,thunderbolt... ya know, shit like that! metalheads don't like : Arch enemy, children of bodom, cradle of filth / dimmu borgir, trivium , lamb of god, new metalica , metal core/ deathcore, fruity melodies with over bearing keyboards,rap mixed with metal, lyrics that are about self pity.while most aren't raccist at all, "wiggers" who aren't actually hard playing metal puts a sour taste in a metal heads mouth.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.

Angela J. Sep 2
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FUCK you urban dictionary.

Nah N. Aug 21
Review by Malachy G.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G. Aug 6
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C. Aug 5
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7
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