liz
A lesser new world god. She is often distinguished by her unrivaled beauty, grace, competence, and charm. She would no doubt rule over all the gods if not for her Cloud of Confusion that endlessly follows her. She is not capable of escaping her cloud of confusion because it is inherently her. She is best conceptualized as confusion manifested, which is what allows her to appear to simultaneously exist at both ends of every schism. It is a type of duality rarely found in nature. North American native inhabitants had a similar old world god, the contrarian, but Little is known of this tradition. In reality Liz doesn't occupy both binary states of all schisms. She is actually found in the resonate state between the dipoles. It is hard to observe or measure anything existing in this meta state, as it is ephemeral with incredibly small windows of observation. Similar to a black box and we can only see the separate states of her function output. We can know the cause and effect of her actions, but her motives can never be seen under the cloud of confusion. Nothing she does ever makes sense or concludes as expected. She kills those she loves and endorses those she hates. It has been theorized she was created in proto-times as a way to leach time and energy from the cosmos in an effort to prevent over abundant singularities from arising.
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