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Firstly ketamine is not a horse tranquiliser, it is a SEDATIVE that has been used in large animals in the past, but is mainly used in hospitals on human patients with no past medical history. Ketamine origanally comes in liquid form, when used recreatinaly and medically this can be injected. Although when usong recreationally it is most commonly snorted. Firstly you have to cook the k up, this can be done in a few ways, dried naturally, on the cooker, in the oven, in the microwave. Whichever way its done the liquid needs to evaparate, leaving a crystal like substance. When the k had cooled down this substance is then ground down into a powder. This powder is then racked up into lines and snorted. When you snort a line of k you have what we call a grace period, It is the time before the k takes over your body, the time that you know its coming and its gonna fuck u up, a bit like waiting to come up on a pill but more intense. This length of this grace period depends, it can be anywhere between 10 seconds and 10 minutes. It depends on the perason taking it, their tolerance to k, the size of the line they snorted, the quality of the k. Once the grace period is over and the k kicks in the forst felling you get is that something had been missing but now your whole again its like the k has come home, where it should be, and then you enter the k worlds. You can pretty much keep a level of control on k unless you slip inot a hole. A k hole is the most intense trip, you travel to different worlds, different planes, you dont just experience this universe, you experience 20 others. However you dont do it as a human because you dont realise your human, probably because you dont think to question it, any type of reality goes out the window. A k hole is an amazing place and the prescence of k is something that nobody should be denied.

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