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Kazuya Tee

Kazuya (common written as 和也, 和矢, or 和哉 in 漢字 and alternatively as かずや in ひらがな and カズヤ in カタカナ) is a masculine Japanese name, meaning 'peaceful one', 'harmony', and/or 'to be'. Ironically, the meaning of the name Kazuya is the exact opposite of the character Kazuya Mishima from the Tekken series, which is often accredited as the most notorious use of the name. Informally speaking, Kazuya is a (mostly) single-gendered (masculine) subspecies of homo sapien sapiens that harbor mild to moderate addictions to gaming. As a result, the Kazuya's natural habitat is any jungle of electrical wires, especially those that concern audio or video input. Distinctive behavioral traits of the Kazuya include spontaneous randomness and an absurd fetish for the butchering of words. However, contrary to common belief, Kazuyas are not socially awkward but in fact very well-versed in not only Guyspeak, but the language of love as well (alternatively known as flirting, kissing, and other romance-y and/or couple-y things). All in all, Kazuyas are very interesting and are a suggested area of study for those interested in the male gender. Suggested methods of study include excessive midnight conversations (as Kazuyas are most active then) and experimental (but preferably protected) sex, among other things.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.

Angela J. Sep 2
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FUCK you urban dictionary.

Nah N. Aug 21
Review by Malachy G.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G. Aug 6
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C. Aug 5
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7
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