Jerkunion Tee
This is the Main base of Yaaph, kind of like those bases in the desert. He leads his own union called the "Jerkunion". This is the main place where Yaaph teaches and trains his students Jerkmate techniques. Examples of these are "The Stroke Method", "2 Hands, 2 Legs", "Immense Jerk", and many more. He also has ranks for his students, these are know as the "Unranked", "Bronze Beater", "Silver Stroker", "Golden Gooner", and more. To get into Jerkunion, you must do these 3 steps. 1. Practice till you've reached the rank of Stroked. To get this, you must coom for 1000 times. 2. Sell all you're belongings and buy Lotion and Tissue (if you don't have these items unlocked, if you do you already pass the 2nd step.) 3. Find the best creators to help you in stroking, these will be your main images/videos/gifs that you will be stroking too. Try to imprint them in your mind so you can stroke easily. If you don't have a maximum 32 strokes per second then you will not be accepted into the Jerkunion. If you do, Yaaph will greet you at the main entrance and see how good you are. If you are bad, you will only be put into Bronze Beater but if you're good you maybe be put into Silver Stroker+
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Customer Reviews
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