Jerkunion Mug
This is the Main base of Yaaph, kind of like those bases in the desert. He leads his own union called the "Jerkunion". This is the main place where Yaaph teaches and trains his students Jerkmate techniques. Examples of these are "The Stroke Method", "2 Hands, 2 Legs", "Immense Jerk", and many more. He also has ranks for his students, these are know as the "Unranked", "Bronze Beater", "Silver Stroker", "Golden Gooner", and more. To get into Jerkunion, you must do these 3 steps. 1. Practice till you've reached the rank of Stroked. To get this, you must coom for 1000 times. 2. Sell all you're belongings and buy Lotion and Tissue (if you don't have these items unlocked, if you do you already pass the 2nd step.) 3. Find the best creators to help you in stroking, these will be your main images/videos/gifs that you will be stroking too. Try to imprint them in your mind so you can stroke easily. If you don't have a maximum 32 strokes per second then you will not be accepted into the Jerkunion. If you do, Yaaph will greet you at the main entrance and see how good you are. If you are bad, you will only be put into Bronze Beater but if you're good you maybe be put into Silver Stroker+
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there
How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy
Great experience with the Urban Dictionary and ordering my mug. Any concerns that were related to them were received promptly. Overall, it was a great experience
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
Describes my classmate in school, perfect
I love the cup and I’m certain I’ll be checking with you guys in the future..