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An Exqmple of an insult is: I know that u smell like hairy teddy bear tht has been shit on multiple times. But you dont gotta keep going upstairs into the bucket and pissing in my fucking bcket. I'm just saying when you have diareah donr shit in my fcking bed! It's annoying as fuck and my room just smells like cheese and shit. I know that you want to shit in the bucket all the time, but you dont gotta be a ketchup man every time you Expres it and you make me want to take a maslsive shit on somone's face rn even if its Hallowen and it smells. But the point is that you smell like a bee cumd all over the floor upside dwn. I alredy ate the cigarette and it tasted like if blaugh went on the ceiling fan and took a masive shit , and u turned on the fan it would spray all over your cheks, you gotta stop taking a shit on my pilow! It gets fukcing annoying when I'm just laying in sht. Plus the VIP member took my cheese and shoved it up his ass! But then I had to rip it out of his ass and eat it. It kinda tasted better. I'm getting off topic. The point is, STOP SHIVING MY CHESE IN YOUR MOUTH AND UP YOUR ASS! I would greatly appreciate if u shat in ur own bed and not on my ceiling fan locatd on the wal. But I started out with a bok, and now theres a big pile of shit! Okay but i saw your history, and uh, I saw pregnant dwarf pron. I'm just asking what the fuckimg ow wrong with u rn? I'm just concerned tht if you keep up with this you will be going upstairs a shit inside my pumpkin again:(

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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