Indie Music Tee
In it's true definition, indie music is any music that is produced by unsigned or non major label artists. Today indie music most commonly refers to a genre of music that is heavily influenced by electronic, folk, and rock music. A good and what is probably the best known artist for this genre is Beck. However the vast majority of indie music today is shit. The main components to an indie band are: -A singer and a guitarist or a singer/guitarist -A bass player, preferably a white male or an Asian female -A guy on a synthesizer -A drummer who only does 4/4 beats (I got that from another urban dictionary post) -Some weird, obscure, or just plain obnoxious instrument In the many horrible "indie music" bands, the musicians barely know how to play their instruments. The guitarist probably only knows the basic kumbayah chords (A, G, E, C, etc.) and power chords. The synthesizer player will often times only alternate between the same 3 chords throughout the entire song and tune the synth oscillators to a setting that s/he finds the most unique- no matter how horrible it sounds. And lastly, whatever weird instrument that they have, they will absolutely 100% not know how to play it. Next are the lyrics which are dreadful. Anyone can write typical indie music lyrics in five seconds. They are usually about a girl with brunnette hair and her surrounding environment. e.g. The brown hair covers your eyes And I see the ocean behind those eyes You're like a flower in a vintage store Unique like me- no establishment whore (its also important in indie music to talk down on companies, establishment, etc.) **** and then there is usually about 15 seconds of the singer going Nah, nah, nah, nah, yea, yea, yea, etc. All of this is 100% true. Go listen to indie music and don't tell me that at least 80-90 percent of what I've said isn't in the music.
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Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
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Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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